Shit happens

Religions:

TAOISM - Shit Happens

HARE KRISHNA - Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

HINDUISM - This Shit Happened Before

ISLAM - If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage

ZEN - What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

BUDDHISM - When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

CONFUCIANISM - Confucias Say, "Shit Happens"

7TH DAY ADVENTIST - Shit Happens On Saturdays.

PROTESTANTISM - Shit Won'T Happen If I Work Harder

CATHOLICISM - If Shit Happens I Deserve It.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"

UNITARIAN - What Is This Shit

MORMON - Shit Happens Again & Again & Again...

JUDAISM - Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

RASTAFARIANISM - Let's Smoke This Shit.